【转帖】搞笑的笑话: Are my testicles black?

yogibear

:D:D

A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult, four-hour, surgical procedure.

A young, student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath.

"Nurse", he mumbles, from behind the mask. "Are my testicles black?"

Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet.

He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, are my testicles black?"

Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in the other. Then, she takes a close look and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir!"

The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly, "Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but, listen very, very closely......

A r e - m y - t e s t s - r e s u l t s - b a c k?"

white

有点过了..

salamander

喷了.... 讲英语就是好  哈哈哈

yogibear

还有我觉得这个护士很敬业。真是一个好护士。。。。。

yogibear

就是因为听错了导致的而已。。。

QUOTE:

原帖由 white 于 2006-8-14 13:45 发表
有点过了..

二尕子

英文连读的确要命，呵呵，中文也一样

snowfrost

幸福……

bigtime

这两句怎么个听错法啊？晕

jnpiero

戴着氧气罩，而且说的快，含煳不精，再来点口音什么的

mcps

感觉两个联系不大啊。

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静静心

A r e - m y - t e s t s - r e s u l t s - b a c k?"

什么意思?

我的检查结果back???